Ralph Wiggums poems...

These are some of the poems from my 'ralph wiggum' book...

The Little Ringworm
I have a little ring worm with tiny ruby rings.
He plays among my head and hair and in my ear he sings.
He dances on my scalp and skin so happy all the day,
And then he spreads his scabby wings and softly flakes away.

Monday
I ate a little mud pie,
And then i ate some ants.
I drank out of the fish tank,
And then i wet my pants.

Snowflakes
This snow flake tastes like fish sticks.
This one tastes like stew.
This snow flake tastes like cake mix.
this one tastes like -- Eeeewwww!

Tuesday
I took a little doggie-do,
And put it up my nose.
I rolled it with my finger,
And wiped it on my clothes.

The Other Little Ringworm
The roses are angry,
The violets are too.
My head is scratchy.
I need shampoo.

Wednesday
I had a little girlfriend.
I gave to her a kiss.
She shoved me in the gutter,
And now i smell like this.

The Buzzy Fuzzy Fly
This is the fly
That buzzes by
And spreads diseases
Wherever he pleases

Thursday
I ate a smelly toadstool,
Like a happy little elf.
I danced around the meadow,
And then i soiled myself.

Be my friend
Will you be my friend today?
We will sit and eat some clay.
I'll spit my milk on your lunch tray,
And you will scream and run away.

Friday
I passed the schoolyard bullies,
Who grabbed me by my shirt.
Then they stole my money,
And shoved me in the dirt


Bye >:0===Q<