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Ralph Wiggums poems...

These are some of the poems from my 'ralph wiggum' book...

The Little Ringworm
I have a little ring worm with tiny ruby rings.
He plays among my head and hair and in my ear he sings.
He dances on my scalp and skin so happy all the day,
And then he spreads his scabby wings and softly flakes away.

Monday
I ate a little mud pie,
And then i ate some ants.
I drank out of the fish tank,
And then i wet my pants.

Snowflakes
This snow flake tastes like fish sticks.
This one tastes like stew.
This snow flake tastes like cake mix.
this one tastes like -- Eeeewwww!

Tuesday
I took a little doggie-do,
And put it up my nose.
I rolled it with my finger,
And wiped it on my clothes.

The Other Little Ringworm
The roses are angry,
The violets are too.
My head is scratchy.
I need shampoo.

Wednesday
I had a little girlfriend.
I gave to her a kiss.
She shoved me in the gutter,
And now i smell like this.

The Buzzy Fuzzy Fly
This is the fly
That buzzes by
And spreads diseases
Wherever he pleases

Thursday
I ate a smelly toadstool,
Like a happy little elf.
I danced around the meadow,
And then i soiled myself.

Be my friend
Will you be my friend today?
We will sit and eat some clay.
I'll spit my milk on your lunch tray,
And you will scream and run away.

Friday
I passed the schoolyard bullies,
Who grabbed me by my shirt.
Then they stole my money,
And shoved me in the dirt


Bye >:0===Q<

Emoticons

Generally used to convey emotions in digital messages, some 'smileys' represent things other than feelings...

:-0 (bored)
:_( (crying)
:*) (drunk)
@= ) (Elvis)
>:0===Q< (giraffe) = ) (happy) :-l (indifferent) :-D (laughing out loud) :-# (lips are sealed) :(l) (monkey) @->- (rose)
:-/ (undecided)
= ( (unhappy)
l-O (yawn)

Those were all of the side on faces. i also know some faces that you view the right way up...

<(+_+)>
{$..$}
[-_-]
(*,,*)
<^..^>

there are lots of other ones that are just different combinations of eyes, ears, noses, mouths and cheeks.

bye >:0===Q<

Thankyou for coming

I didn't write this poem, i got it off http://poemsforfree.com/

Thankyou for coming,
Holding me dear,
Although you have known me
No more than one year.
Know that I know what
Your words want to say,
Older than sunshine
No more than one day.

I know its not a narrative poem, but i like it.

TXT RITNG, BAD GRAMR?

I JST FELT LIK PUBLSHNG A POST THAT WAS MDE UP OF TXT RITNG, I NO ITS AL CAPTLS BUT I JST FELT LIK DOIN THT 2 . PLZ TRANSLAT THIS IF U COMNT ON IT LIK PRMPRM HAS KNDLY DEMNSTRATD ON DA MXD UP POST BELOW.

<(+_+)>

Did You Konw.....

Did you konw taht msot (or all, I cna't rmebmer) ppoele can raed tihs wreid wirtnig if the fsirt and lsat ltetres saty the smae but the mdlide oens are mdduled up?
Wlel i'ts ture!

Day off school

today i've got a cold. its not too bad, just a blocked nose and a cough. i feel sleepier than usual. But atleast there's a bright side, i get to skip school for a day (i have to go to for a little while to do the ISAC math test though)!

bye <(+_+)>

Stilt Walking

Hi peeps (short for people). I just got back from stilt walking. It was really fun. Most of the the time I was on short stilts because other people were using the tall ones. Near the end of the session I got to go on stilts that were one metre tall (I know it might sound not that great but trust me, compared to the little ones, they're much much harder).

I LOVE BASKETBALL

I LOVE BASKETBALL
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Can any room5ian please tell me their:
-favourite sport
-favourite colour
-favourite pet
-old school

Mine are:
-basketball
-black and red
-kitten or puppy/small dog
-Silverdale Normal School

Kakepuku, Diary entry, Day 4

Today when we woke up, we heard the war horn again, packed up, had breakfast (by now there is only one third of the sheep left) and headed towards the sound. After about half an hour we come to an empty pa site. Inside there are only the frames of the buildings and some kumara rotting in kumara pits. In one of the pits it looked like there had been life recently. When we got closer, we realised that there was a tunnel leading underground. Jessie went in first to check that it was possible to climb through (it was). Jessie, Alex and I go in while Oliver and Caitlin stay outside to guard our equipment. Jessie takes her torch, and I take my matches. After a while in the tunnel we come across a fallen booby trap. We crawled past and nothing happens. We crawled on and come to an opening. There are two empty boxes. Then our hopes rise when we see a wall that seems different to the others. We start to throw the boxes at it, then finally it broke and revealed another tunnel. We climbed through it, then after a little while we came across a string across our track. We burnt through it with my matches without putting tension on it, nothing happened and we moved on. We came to another clearing and found a magical staff and two boxes. Jessie opened her box and a big, hairy spider jumped out, but she smashed it with her torch. Then I opened mine and a puff of gas came out and knocked me unconscious.

Kakepuku, Diary entry, Day 3

Today everyone got up at dawn, but only about 10 minutes after we got up we heard a loud warhorn sound coming from the top of the mountain. We packed up, had some breakfast and went off in search of the sound. After a while the mountain started to get really steep, so steep that we had to start clinging to plants to climb up. Soon we came to a slight clearing and at that moment a loud plane flew over us. We shouted and waved about, trying to get it's attention, but it was of no use, the plane just flew on. Then we saw a track that looked like a short cut, but we also noticed a good clearing slightly further up the mountain. It took a few minutes to decide, but in the end we chose to climb up to the clearing. When we were there we found that it was an animal track, and we settled camp slightly off the track. Our tent was made by draping Oliver's blanket over a tree branch. In 10 minutes we were woken up by a loud rustling and grunting noise coming from outside the tent. Suddenly a wild boar came rampaging through our tent. Luckily no one got hurt, but the boar had taken off with Oliver's blanket. If you're wondering what we did, we just slept outside - it didn't rain.

Kakepuku, Diary entry, Day 2

Today Oliver and I got up early to re-make the fire (all we did was put more sticks on it and re-lit it). When the girls woke up, we cut off a piece of sheep and stuck it on the spit that we made last night (by putting a straight stick across two Y-shaped sticks). After breakfast we just hung around, making spears, we then made a barrier around our camp in case a tribe of cannibals find us. Then we went out in search for water, after about an hour we found some, it was a bit muddy but we managed to get most of the mud out. It was getting late so we headed back, had more spit-cooked sheep and went to bed.

Kakepuku, Diary entry, Day 1

Today we woke up and decided to hike around to go look for the other groups (I now know that we ended up on the other side of the island/mountain). We found a nice flat bit and settled there, the girls stayed to make a shelter while Oliver and I went out in search of food (we made spears by sharpening straight sticks to use as hunting weapons). After a while we stumbled across a sheep that had wandered up the mountain before the disaster struck. We killed it (I don't want to be too descriptive here, for obvious reasons) and brought it back to camp where the girls had finished making shelter. It was late afternoon by now so we made a lazyman fire, cooked some sheep and went to bed.

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